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Take A Quick Peek At The 10 Longest Movies Ever Made

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Prepare your popcorn and settle in for a cinematic marathon because today we are delving into the realm of epic movie lengths. From intricate historical dramas to weird avant-garde experiments, these films push the boundaries of both time and storytelling.

Get ready to test your endurance, and join us to explore 10 of the longest movies ever made.

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A four-part epic that spans the whole 20th century, "Siberiade" tells the story of a small Siberian village through various generations as it experiences enormous societal and technological changes over time. Lasting almost five hours, "Siberiade"- like most Soviet films of the era - is kind of slow-paced, and the many characters that keep changing as they grow old over the course of the movie can be a bit complicated to follow sometimes, but its captivating story of love and resilience more than makes up for it.

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Ingmar Bergman's semi-autobiographical masterpiece follows the tumultuous lives of two siblings in early 20th-century Sweden as they navigate love, loss, and changes in the family. Originally conceived as a television miniseries, a shorter version was created later for cinematic release. However, the TV version was released as an entire movie, making it one of the longest cinematic films in history.

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This intense Italian drama unfolds over six hours, following two brothers, Nicola and Matteo, as they go their separate ways through decades of Italian history and societal changes. A beautiful film about youth, love, and the difficult times lived in post-war Europe, it won many awards, including the most prestigious prize at the Cannes Film Festival.

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French director Jacques Rivette's epic masterpiece, "Out 1" unfolds over nearly 13 hours, weaving together multiple storylines and characters in a labyrinthine narrative. A milestone of avant-garde cinema, "Out 1" challenges viewers to surrender to its immersive world - but, if you are not feeling like spending half a day of your life unraveling it, there is fortunately a somewhat shorter version called "Out 1: Spectre that is only four hours long."

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As the title matter-of-factly implies, "The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World" attempts to be exactly that and nothing more. No actual footage was shot for the film, which is entirely comprised of unrelated outtakes, found reels, commercials, newsreels, stock footage, and strips of undeveloped film. I mean, you get the idea… maybe you can just skip this one, unless you are into watching a malfunctioning satellite TV for two days straight.

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This humorously titled behemoth of a movie spans a staggering 87 hours - 3 days and 15 hours, mind you. In fact, at the time of its release in 1987, it was recognized by the Guinness World Records as the longest film ever. However, the film was created mostly to document a performance art piece by American artist L.D. Groban, who reads his 4,080-page poem called "A Cure for Insomnia" over the span of three days - and the footage is only occasionally spliced with clips from heavy metal and adult videos.

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Named after the equally intriguing and lovely Russian "matryoshka" dolls, "Matrjoschka" is an experimental film made by German artist Karin Hoerler. The movie has no explicit plot, as all sequences are based on a single photo. First, it shows a boy riding a bicycle, then a street, houses, garages, and finally, the sky. However, movements are so extremely slow that they seem like static images.

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Finally, a sci-fi movie! Well, technically… Despite being almost unwatchable by human standards, this strangely alluring film made by Danish art collective Superflex explores the transformation of human structures, as it shows how Helsinki's Stora Enso headquarters (a local wood-processing factory) would decay over the next few millennia.

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Luckily for you, you couldn't watch this one even if you wanted to. Swedish director Anders Weberg's final film was expected to have a running time of 720 hours (a whole month, if you are wondering) and was scheduled for release in December 2020, but he never went through with his promise. The day came, and the movie never appeared. Funnily enough, while the full movie never saw the light of the day, the director did release a trailer... a seven-hour-long one! - what else could one expect, right?

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If modern consumerist society has a plot, it is certainly the plot of this monumental "documentary" made by Erika Magnusson and Daniel Andersson. The film follows the journey of a simple electronic pedometer in reverse chronological order around the world, from the store where it is sold in Stockholm to the Chinese factory where it was originally manufactured. Its length mirrors the complexity and scale of global commerce, and if you ever wondered where manufactured goods come from, this might be the perfect film for you.

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Everything you thought you knew about sign language could be wrong

Imagine trying to order your morning coffee when the barista behind the counter doesn't understand a word or a gesture you're making. That's what many deaf people have to deal with every single day. But awareness is changing things: The more all of us learn about sign language and deaf culture, the more welcoming the world gets. Did you know that concerts have interpreters who convey the words and mood of a performance? Or that babies can sign basic words months before they can speak a single one? Here are 10 things about sign language that will surprise you.

Seen it or not, there’s someone off to the side of the stage, signing along with the music with incredible energy. These folks are sign language interpreters, and their job at live events is to make the whole experience accessible to deaf audience members. They not only translate the words, but they also convey the performance rhythm, mood, and emotion.

Imagine you're at a Rolling Stones concert and you're deaf. Without an interpreter, you'd feel the bass in your chest but miss everything else. With one interpreter, you get the full show.

Hearing babies can learn to sign basic words, even months before they develop the muscle control needed to speak. The fine motor skills required for simple signs develop earlier than the complex coordination needed for speech. "Baby sign language" programs have become popular with hearing parents who want to communicate with their infants before they can talk.

Imagine your 10-month-old signing "more" or "milk" instead of just screaming. Parents who've tried it say it dramatically reduces frustration on both sides, and some research suggests it may actually boost spoken language development.

There is no single, worldwide sign language. American Sign Language (ASL) is completely different from British Sign Language (BSL), even though both countries speak English. And there are hundreds of sign languages across the globe, each one developed naturally within its own deaf community, with its own vocabulary, grammar, and even regional slang.

If you learned ASL fluently and then flew to Japan, you'd be starting from scratch with Japanese Sign Language. A deaf traveler visiting a new country has to navigate a whole new language, just like anyone else.

Back in 1817, a French educator named Laurent Clerc traveled to the United States with Thomas Hopkins Gallaudet to help establish the American School for the Deaf in Hartford, Connecticut. Clerc brought French Sign Language with him, and it blended with the various signing systems already used by American deaf communities: that mix eventually became American Sign Language.

In spoken language, tone of voice tells you whether someone is asking a question or making a statement, whether they're being sarcastic or sincere. In ASL, facial expressions carry that same grammatical weight. Raised eyebrows can signal a yes/no question. A furrowed brow can indicate a "wh-" question, such as "who" or "where." Without the right face, the meaning can change completely.

Imagine signing "You're going to the store?" with a totally flat expression, without indicating if you’re making a statement or asking a question. To a fluent ASL user, that could read as a very different kind of sentence altogether.

In ASL, signers use the space in front of them almost like a stage. You can assign a spot in the air to a person or object, and then refer back to that spot throughout the conversation to mean "he," "she," "it," or "they." It's a pronoun system built entirely out of space and motion.

Picture telling a story about a disagreement between your neighbor and your boss. You'd set up your neighbor on the left side of the signing space and your boss on the right. Then, every time you refer to each of them, you simply point or direct signs toward those spots.

Many people assume sign language is just English translated into hand gestures, but ASL has its own completely independent grammar. The word order and the sentence structure are different, and many concepts that require multiple words in English can be expressed in ASL with a single sign.

If you wanted to say "I gave the book to her" in ASL, the signs, facial expressions, and spatial positioning would work together in a way that has no direct equivalent in an English sentence structure.

Just like spoken English has regional accents (think Boston versus Georgia versus Texas), ASL has regional variations too. The sign for a particular word in New York might look noticeably different from how it's signed in Los Angeles or Atlanta. Historically, schools for the deaf were major hubs where local signing styles developed and were passed down through generations of students.

There are also cultural variations within the deaf community itself. Black ASL, for instance, developed separately during the era of school segregation in the American South and has its own distinct features, signs, and style that differ from mainstream ASL.

Finger-spelling is the system used in ASL to spell out words letter by letter using hand shapes, one shape for each letter of the alphabet. It comes in handy for proper names, technical terms, or any word that doesn't have its own established sign. Fluent ASL users can finger-spell surprisingly fast, and experienced signers can read it just as quickly.

For a long time, scientists assumed that language was processed by the brain purely through sound. Sign language turned that idea on its head. Studies have shown that ASL is processed in the same areas of the brain as spoken languages. The brain, it turns out, is wired for language, not just speech. It doesn't care whether the signal comes through the ears or the eyes.

This means a child who learns ASL from birth shows the same developmental milestones as a child learning a spoken language. And deaf individuals who suffer a stroke affecting the left hemisphere can lose signing ability the same way hearing people lose speech.