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Laundry Chutes And 9 Other Ingenious Home Hacks That Are No Longer In Use


Published on November 13, 2024


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Many technological solutions of the past that have been replaced by newer inventions still linger in old houses. Some of them, you might even have seen in your grandparent’s home or somewhere else. A number of these old features, like the laundry chute, are quite handy even in this day and age. Take a look at the following ten items and see if you can recognize some of them.

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Phone Niche

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Until a couple of decades ago, landline telephones were an essential means of communication. Every place had one and it was a communal device for every person in that location. Telephones were big, sturdy, and quite elegant, actually. But they weren’t always so compact.

Because of their big, heavy stature, they required quite a bit of space. Homes used to have niches in walls for this purpose. These phones had cords, so people had to stand around to talk. Hence, phone niches often appeared in hallways, kitchens, and bedrooms.

2

Small Iron Door At Street Level

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It might seem odd today but, up until around 1940, most families heated their homes by burning coal. Coal delivery men traveled door-to-door to provide people with the fuel to power their furnaces.

These men shoveled coal through a small door and down the chute into the basement. Once in the basement, homeowners could shovel the coal directly into the furnace. Today most of these chutes have been sealed, though you will often still see the iron doors on older homes.

3

Ceiling Bed

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Not to be confused with the famous Murphy bed, which folds into a closet or wall to save floor space when not in use, the Sorlien ceiling bed was stowed in the ceiling. This device was lowered from the ceiling via a crank, with hidden weights in the wall working to counterbalance the bed.

The obvious advantage of this bed was that it took up no closet or wall space, with floor space used only when in service. The ceiling bed only worked for houses with an attic above.

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Push-Button Light Switch

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Even basic things like light switches evolve. There was a time when those humble but useful devices had not one but two buttons for each light. One to turn on the light, one to turn it off.

The button you pushed, stayed down. And, when you pushed a button, the one that was down, popped right up. Neat, right?

5

Boot Scraper

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It seems like a quite useful thing to have if your shoes are dirty and you need to scrape them off before entering a place, right? If you’ve ever walked up to someone’s front door and seen a strange ground-level cast-iron contraption, that is it: it’s a boot scraper.

In some homes, these tiny iron ornaments still stick out in front of the door. Many include ornate spirals and designs, including animals. Usually, two boot scrapers would border the door at the end of a walkway.

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Root Cellar

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Root cellars were used to store vegetables, fruits, nuts, and other things for long periods. Some were simply an unfinished room in the basement while others were built into the ground a short distance from the house.

Modern refrigeration has rendered root cellars unnecessary for most people. But if you have one, you can certainly still put it to good use and store foods that maybe don’t need to be frozen but are best kept at a cooler temperature than that room.

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Razor Slit in Medicine Cabinet

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If the idea of a dark space full of rusty razor blades right in your bathroom gives you the chills, you are not alone. But there was a time when that was a real thing. A couple of decades ago, medicine cabinets had a tiny slit to dispose of old razor blades. Where might those dirty razors go? Nowhere, really. They merely went into the wall.

If someone were to remove the medicine cabinet, they’d likely see all the discarded razors. Keep that in mind if you plan to have someone replace your old cabinet.

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Milk Door

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Once upon a time, milk was delivered door to door in the early morning hours by milkmen dressed in white overalls. That is why having a milk door was standard in many homes. The small door was situated on the outside of the house and was used by the milkman to pick up empty bottles and leave fresh ones.

Milkmen usually delivered the drinks early in the morning so families could drink milk with breakfast. Sometimes, milkmen would deliver other products such as eggs, cheese, butter, and soft drinks.

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Picture Hanging Molding

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Imagine not having to drive a nail through your walls to hang a picture. It would be convenient, right? Well, until some decades ago, that was the norm. Enter picture hanging molding.

The whole contraption looked like, well, a molding design in the upper segment of the interior walls. Movable hooks were hung from such rails and, in turn, pictures were suspended from those hooks.

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Laundry chute

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Wouldn’t it be nice if there was a little door on your bathroom wall where you could simply toss your laundry and have it fall right next to the washing machine? Well, there was a time when that was the case in many homes with more than one story.

Laundry chutes were designed to relieve the burden of carrying laundry. They're so handy that many people still install them today. No one knows who invented the first laundry chute, or when. Newspaper articles describing early linen chutes date back to the 1890s.


Say it like locals

These are America's most colorful regional expressions and accents


Published on November 13, 2024


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America's regional slang words are as interesting as they are funny. They say a lot about how folks in different corners of the country see the world, and what kind of culture took root there over the years. No accent or phrase is "better" than another; most are just practical, colorful, or a little window into what a community is like. Take "y'all," beloved down South, or "wicked," which New Englanders toss into sentences like seasoning. None of these are used only in the places we mention: they've just made themselves at home there.

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"Y'all" (the South)

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This one's everywhere below the Mason-Dixon line, and it's just useful: one word instead of "you guys" or "you all." Southerners use it constantly and unapologetically. Outsiders sometimes mock it as unsophisticated, then quietly start using it themselves within a year of moving South.

Even non-Southern celebrities get caught saying it on camera, then get roasted online, then keep saying it anyway.

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"Wicked" (New England)

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"That's wicked good" doesn't mean "evil"; it means "very". Bostonians and their neighbors use it as an all-purpose intensifier. Non-locals find it charming, sometimes exaggeratedly imitating it to poke fun at the accent.

Locals don't care; they'll say "wicked awesome" with total sincerity. It's practically a regional badge of honor, and attempts to phase it out over the decades have, wickedly, failed completely.

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"Pop" vs. "soda" vs. "Coke" (regional map)

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Order a "Coke" in Georgia, and you might get asked "what kind?" because down South, "Coke" means any soda. The Midwest says "pop," the coasts say "soda." This sparks genuine, good-natured arguments at family gatherings and road trip stops nationwide. Nobody's ever truly won this debate, and honestly, that's part of the fun.

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Boston and New York accents

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Both drop their R's, but they don't sound alike: ask any local, and they'll insist theirs is the "normal" one. Bostonians say "cah" for car; New Yorkers say "cawfee" for coffee. Outsiders often can't tell them apart, which mildly offends both sides.

TV and movies love exaggerating these accents, which locals alternately enjoy and find utterly ridiculous.

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"Yooper" slang (Upper Michigan)

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Life in Michigan's Upper Peninsula produced its own charming dialect, shaped by Finnish immigrants. Locals say "eh" often, eat "pasties" (savory meat pies), and call themselves "Yoopers" with pride.

Downstate Michiganders sometimes tease them as being from the middle of nowhere. Yoopers shrug it off; they've got snow, quiet, and a dialect nobody else can quite replicate.

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Cajun and Creole expressions (Louisiana)

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South Louisiana blends French, Spanish, and African influences into phrases like "making groceries" (grocery shopping) or "lagniappe" (a little something extra). Visitors often find it delightfully musical and confusing in equal measure. Locals wear it proudly, treating their dialect as inseparable from their food, music, and heritage.

Try pronouncing "Natchitoches" correctly on your first attempt; it's a rite of passage.

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Hawaiian Pidgin

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This is a genuine, full creole language, not just an accent, blending English, Hawaiian, Japanese, and more. Mainlanders visiting sometimes assume it's simply broken English, which locals find both amusing and mildly irritating.

Within Hawaii, pidgin is a point of deep identity and connection. Using it casually, even imperfectly, tends to earn warm smiles rather than criticism.

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Texan expressions ("fixin' to," "all hat, no cattle")

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Texans have a phrase for everything, often laced with dry humor. "Fixin' to" means "about to," while "all hat, no cattle" politely calls someone a fraud. Non-Texans often find these expressions delightfully quotable and borrow them for fun. Texans, meanwhile, consider their vocabulary practically its own dialect, proudly distinct from the rest of the South.

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California surfer slang

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Words like "gnarly," "stoked," and "hang ten" came straight off the beach and into mainstream American vocabulary decades ago. Non-surfers everywhere adopted them, often without knowing the origin. Actual surfers sometimes roll their eyes at overuse by tourists and marketers. Still, it remains one of the most exported regional vocabularies in the whole country.

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Regional sandwich words (hoagie, sub, grinder, hero)

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Philadelphia says "hoagie," New York says "hero," New England says "grinder," and most everywhere else says "sub." Order one by the "wrong" name in the "wrong" city, and you may get a good-natured correction from the person behind the counter. It's a beloved, low-stakes debate—delicious regardless of what you call it.

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