WILL OUR SENSE OF STYLE AGE BETTER THAN THESE EXAMPLES?
Do You Remember These 10 Long-Gone Home-Decor Nightmares?
Published on October 28, 2024
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Judging the past in hindsight might be a bit unfair but, sometimes, it can be fun. If you’ve ever guessed the age of a photograph or a movie by the furniture and decor showcased in it, then you might know what we are talking about.
Each decade has its own fads and passing styles of home decor. And while some of these aesthetic statements might seem tasteful even today, many documented instances did not age so well. The following list offers some of these unfortunate examples for your perusal and, let’s be honest, amusement.
Carpeted Walls
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Having your walls feel as soft and warm as your thick floor carpet might seem like a good idea for about a second. But any person with a minimum sense of practicality will understand the issues that would come with such a decision.
In the 1970s, however, carpet was just about everywhere. When people ran out of floor space to carpet, they started putting it on the walls. The aim was to create a comforting, homey feel, but as people everywhere discovered, it was a nightmare to clean. It was disastrous to vacuum as the wool fibers would get stuck inside the cleaners.
Water Beds
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Sleeping on water, lulled by the rolling waves beneath you, in your own bedroom, was a thing. Never mind the fact that water beds weighed over a thousand pounds on average, and filling them up included bringing in a hose from the backyard. Or the nightmare that ensued if they spring a leak. For some reason, people liked them.
Fortunately, these days, sleeping atop a rubber sack filled with H20 has gone the way of pet rocks, platform shoes, and TV antennas.
Carpeted Bathrooms
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Carpeting everything seems to be the '60s motto. And yes, this included bathrooms. Toilet lids, seats, those mini rugs that hugged the base of the toilet, you name it, it was all covered in spectacularly unhygienic, germ-catching rugs.
Yes, it can be comfy and not as cold as tile or linoleum on bare feet. But that is not enough reason to transform your bathroom into a sanitary trap, a hub for mold, mildew, and toxic spores.
Avocado Bathrooms
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Bathroom sinks, toilets, bidets, and bathtubs are usually bought and installed together in a home. And, for some obscure aesthetic reason, back in the ’70s, avocado was a very popular color choice for these elements.
Maybe it had something to do with Art Nouveau and the whole "back to nature" thing of the early 20th century? We don’t really know. But luckily, this also has gone the way of the Dodo.
Popcorn Ceilings And Stucco Walls
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Dripping walls and rugged ceilings, as if you were living in a grotto, were wildly popular in the ‘60s and ‘70s. And the complicated process of removing such ghastly features has made them survive to these days in many places.
To be fair, these types of ceilings were said to offer better acoustics and sound absorption, but dust and dirt cling to the rough and uneven surface, making it a nightmare to clean.
Draped Windows And Valances
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Curtain-matching window valances were all the rage back in the day. Heavy drapery and darker ambiances were very much appreciated until the ‘90s but not so much today, when light is paramount.
The ‘70s and ‘80s family sitcoms that revolved around a central living room or kitchen where most of the events took place were swarmed with these types of fabric. Lucky for us, not anymore.
Glass Bricks
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Glass bricks were once a ubiquitous feature in not just banks and modern dentist waiting rooms but, for some reason, also in family homes. The excuse was allowing light in without losing privacy but, really?
Whether in the form of windows or shower screens, these glass blocks were used as room separators in the 1980s and '90s. Since then, we've found more efficient ways to keep spaces light.
Inflatable Furniture
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Having inflatable furniture in your home is akin to using patio furniture in your living room. But worse, since patio furniture will not explode if met with a needle. If you remember those neon inflatable chairs and sofas teenagers loved in the ‘90s, you know what we are talking about.
The noise, the heat, the color, the smell, the shape. Just about everything about this seemingly practical solution to home decor was truly horrible.
Wicker Furniture Indoors
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Wicker furniture was a popular choice among people who thought it would be great to live every day as if in a holiday resort. It was a staple of groovy 1970s interior design, usually accompanied by beaded curtains, wall-to-wall carpeting, and plenty of macrame.
Downsides? It breaks easily, it creates debris as it loses its fibers, it makes a screechy noise, and, let's face it, it looks like something out of a Stephen King novel.
Round Beds
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Never mind the nightmare of looking for round sheets. There is a reason why beds are square, and it has to do with the human body shape. Whoever invented round beds must have slept alone for his or her entire existence since having to share one of these contraptions with somebody else is nothing short of, again, a nightmare.
Lucky for us, round beds are long gone, at least in most of the civilized world.